LINE OF DEMARCATION

Does this shiny shirt
make me look too douchey?
I expect my look to be ever so slightly offensive
but
with this outfit
do I cross the line of demarcation
into douchebagbery?

I can take the truth.
Give it to me straight:
Do these shoes gayify me?
Are they too long?
Too name-brandy?
I don’t want to appear too fashion conscious.
Does my hairdo make me look twat?

Help me!
You must be my mirror.
How is my fashion?
I cannot identify for myself
what needs to be done.