Monthly Archives: December 2015

There comes a time when a call must be heeded and things need doing and a man must stand up – unless he’s a woman in which case I guess he stands up but more femininely. There will be a … Continue reading →

Be more transparent. Be more consistent. Be kinder to animals except emus who know what they did. Be less willful and woeful and definitely less wary of purple leopard skin styles. No animals were hurt in their designs – really. … Continue reading →

This is the day. It’s going to happen I know it will. Today’s the day I’m going to get that job meet the girl change my life. It’s all gonna turn around and it’s starting today – I know it. … Continue reading →

If you go to my bathroom, don’t try to lock the door. It doesn’t lock. There is no lock just some remaining splinters where a lock used to be. There was a moment a few years back with furry handcuffs … Continue reading →

She said Can you get me a puppy? and I looked around because I didn’t think she was talking to me because I didn’t know who she was and I wasn’t sure what she meant. Is that, like, a sexual … Continue reading →

John Hall who is a hero refused to write a poem called “Tits.” I do not blame him but I do think this is evidence of his weakness of character and his willingness to bend to the fates behind the … Continue reading →