Monthly Archives: April 2018

Since You Been Gone

It’s always great to see you but it’s greater when you go. I’ll miss you, absolutely. I’ll be a wreck, but there’s no question it’s better when you’re gone. I breathe easier. I think more clearly. I can elucidate on … Continue reading

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Words of the Frenchman

The Frenchman says “You will never be able to undo what has happened here today. “History is immutable. “What happened will always have been and will never be able to change. “You are a slave to the events you initiated,” … Continue reading

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Missed Connections 98

I rode past far too quickly to get the full effect but you were stunning in the literal way so that I forgot momentarily where I was going and failed to make my turn and had to spin around which … Continue reading

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You Fucking Deserve Each Other

Oh, hey. Fancy seeing you here. With him. I guess you’ve moved on, then, huh. It didn’t take you but a minute to find someone to fill whatever hole was left from my absence, did it? I’m so glad Brad … Continue reading

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Maybe the Oldest

He died April thirtieth after maybe the most human days on the earth. Mbah Gotho was born before they kept records of every birth in Indonesia so his claim of coming up at the end of 1870 has not been … Continue reading

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Chaste

Please don’t do that here. This is not the place nor the time for that kind of behavior. Yes, it’s out of the box and it’s exciting and it’s really hot what you’re doing to me right now right there … Continue reading

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Cleverosity

God, you’re oh so clever, aren’t you? In the back of the class away from the throng so no one will ever notice what you do. Aren’t you a tricky little dick? Subtle in your every action. None suspecting you … Continue reading

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Covetous

Look, there’s no question that at one point, we were all in love with your lady, but for the most part, we got over it. We grew up. We found other beauties upon whom to heap our untoward affection. It … Continue reading

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Simulacrum

So, not to be contentious, but I’m not entirely clear on who you’ve thought you’d been talking to all this time lately, but more and more I’m less and less secure that it’s really been me. I suspect that you’ve … Continue reading

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Call it Macaroni

As they exchange spittle and shouts we eat our macaroni and keep our heads down, acting like everything’s normal. For all we know it is. Neither of are familiar with the goings on of this couple in this house. We … Continue reading

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