Monthly Archives: January 2015

Your college dog is dead. That T-shirt you got as a gift from the girl who just thought of you as a friend (yeah, that one) has got a hole in the front from when you poked it too hard … Continue reading →

She is an encyclopedia filled with information on a variety of important subjects: “I can recite pi to the fortieth digit,” she says. “I know the birthdays of all of the Founding Fathers,” she states. “That’s not a preposition,” she … Continue reading →