Category Archives: 2012

MISSED CONNECTIONS I You were the girl with the giant bozooms and I was the boy who could not get a word out. I tried – really, I did – to pay attention to anything you had to say but … Continue reading →

THE HOUR It was the hour of living dangerously and I met this fetching young creature who SURPRISE! did not want to sleep with me. “Don’t you get it?” I asked, “Don’t you see? I’m the one for you, my … Continue reading →

BAD YOU BOTH I see you and I think of chocolate. What is this Pav-loving response where I see something as sweet as succulent as one such as you and I just begin to drool? Am I so basic so … Continue reading →

SAD SONG SAY The breakup song you wrote me was not very good. The rhythm was lacking and the sentiment trite. You could do better. Hell, you’ve yelled at me so many times, some of them must have rhymed. I … Continue reading →

RAY BAN When Ray comes to town it all goes wrong: No more drinking, or shoplifting, and only the cleanest of whores. It’s like being in a monastery where there’s not one bit of monk on monk action. When Ray … Continue reading →

SAPPY The tree we planted at my boy’s birth still grows upward outward increasing its influence and health while my boy long ago stopped. His plateau was so long ago while that tree continues to climb. And the tree is … Continue reading →

THE FILE III I have locked deep down in a box kept away from all society, a single simple sentence that will tear her apart the instant she hears it. I keep it quiet, share with no one my secret … Continue reading →

ILLICIT WEB You swore you wouldn’t call when she might be home. I thought you understood the delicacy of the situation and wouldn’t do something that could so easily jeopardize the equilibrium. Were you dumb or dangerous? Doesn’t matter. You … Continue reading →