Monthly Archives: May 2013

Look at all the little fishies swimming by the moat doing laps around our ready steady houseyboat. The waters have all risen as the ice caps melt away and all the things I think or thought come out as now … Continue reading →

The swine is a clean creature I don’t care what you’ve heard it’s not half as filthy as surfing bird and I should know, yes, know I sherd. I’ve been a pig, and it’s ignominious the way they treat us … Continue reading →

When I killed you and tore you apart When I killed you and sliced out your heart When I killed you and fried up the bits, first I ate you, then went to defecate. When I killed you because you … Continue reading →

Oh oh oh OH! Oh say can you see where time has taken me? Up North to this land where I belong and I will si – i – i – t – ing this so-o-o-o-o-oooong! Ah ah ah ah … Continue reading →

On that first date that virgin fact-finding mission to ascertain if we could be anything other than friends or the strangers we’d been the week before, you asked me certain questions that I answered honestly at the time but didn’t … Continue reading →

She seemed unimpressed. “Baby is it hot in here or is it just you?” I asked and she snorted. “Corny, lame and wrong,,” she said, “You gonna ask if my father’s a thief, or how tired I must be, or … Continue reading →

She told me she wasn’t going to drink for the next three hours and smoke weed for two. She said she wouldn’t have sex with strangers until Labor Day “But maybe it was last Labor Day,” she winked. She told … Continue reading →

It’s going to work out. It always does, really, in the final analysis. Everything goes according to the plan of God or Gaia or secular humanism personified in the shape of a moron named Hank. Things work out the way … Continue reading →

I am sorry. I know – I can tell from your stance and your tired eyes that you are sick of the attention, done with the stares. I realize you don’t need the additional attention I now provide and I … Continue reading →

I have been derelict in my duties delaying that which should be most gratifying to me. I have failed myself and my purpose on this planet but try as I might I cannot rectify the situation. Plotting your destruction takes … Continue reading →