Monthly Archives: March 2016

You’ve got something right now today that is a blessing unparalleled. You are about to experience something amazing something that kings, popes, superstars, celebrities and big businessmen alike would no doubt trade with you if they could afford it. They … Continue reading →

This street stinks. Garbage hasn’t been picked up in days and the weather’s taken a turn. It’s different downtown I’ll bet but I haven’t left the neighborhood in days. All I’ve seen is outside my window and that view is … Continue reading →

Hey. I’m afraid to say this to you because you don’t know me and you don’t know where I’m coming from and I’m pretty sure the feeling’s mutual because I just saw you heard you I just experienced you and … Continue reading →

A woman named Donna wrote a poem called Don’t Settle for No about having the will to succeed and being able to become what you want and do what you want and finding pleasure in doing those things that you … Continue reading →

A family named Steinberg might not care so much about Easter. A family named Steinberg might not eat ham. A family named Steinberg is pretty unlikely to not know the shape of a parallelogram. A family named Steinberg will spend … Continue reading →

I. When you told your sick dick jokes in poetic form at the open mic I happened to be attending I understood why true art was and that I had to manage you. I just spoke to my other clients … Continue reading →

To the hot girl in low shirt and high heels who talked all through my set: I wish you hadn’t done that. I wish you’d hearkened to my words and my ardent attempts to woo you. I wish you hadn’t … Continue reading →

When you got me fired for gross negligence and grosser incompetence I never thanked you. I was a bad employee and deserved to be fired, sure. But I also deserved a better job. I was not meant to be your … Continue reading →

I guess in retrospect we have different opinions on the fundamental utility of language. I presume it is ultimately used to communicate ideas from one individual to another – sometimes of a memetic nature, but more usually for more localized … Continue reading →

    Two lovers under the cover of a secret shawl so nobody can spy their canoodling on the subway car a late night tube taking them home. They are proud. They are private. The are apart under their disguise but … Continue reading →