Monthly Archives: November 2014

The yogurt on the bottom shelf of my overstocked refrigerator seems to no longer be yogurt but rather some other thing entirely. Something sentient. Something inedible. The yogurt once unearthed from beneath last month’s pizza and last summer’s carrots and … Continue reading →

Your facial hair is a foolish, fallacious failure. It embarrasses you, your forefathers and faithfully warrants you’ll be no one’s forefather yourself. It’s ugly is what I’m saying. Your beard is dumb. It’s misshapen and it’s no wonder that its … Continue reading →

All Apologies # 006 I am sorry. I’ll join you in a moment. I got distracted here by the fire. It’s rare we use it, and the flames require a certain amount of tending to survive. If I leave the … Continue reading →

Ought For Whenever there’s an earthquake I think of you. Remember back in aught four when we got caught on that hike in the hills and the ground opened up swallowing leaves all around us? That’s what goes through my … Continue reading →