Monthly Archives: June 2018

The birds are loud at five AM in this moldy bungalow you have chosen this vacation season with its air so fresh and its crickets so loud and the animals so delicate in the night you cannot hear them as … Continue reading →

The photos lie. I cannot say how or why what possible motivation they might have to tell their tales of a thousand deceitful words apiece but they are surely most untrue. The pictures are faking it. I never looked like … Continue reading →

Maybe there is no happiness. Maybe joy is for other people in other countries who have smaller comic book collections. Maybe fun is all that’s on the table for tramps like us or maybe you have to tramp through seven … Continue reading →

One thing is for sure; it is for certain that I will consistently without doubt always regret the cake not eaten. How can anyone ever debate the slice unate is the finest food ever to ever miss their muzzle? Every … Continue reading →

Grey and Jon discuss the big issues: “When the cybernetic bugs finally conquer our souls and all the jobs are outsourced to those infested military industrial automatons and the robots are making the AntiFolk along with everything else, will the … Continue reading →

Knowledge is power. They always say that don’t they? So perhaps, then, understanding can be considered nothing but a valuable commodity, as well. Knowing how you fit in within certain social strata will allow easier comprehension of what you are … Continue reading →

If I had gone to camp when I was a kid – a real camp. Sleepaway camp – then I’d have been prepared for life away from the cocoon of my family before I’d reached college and maybe I wouldn’t … Continue reading →

I feel like, in some way, I have erred. When I shouted out during your open mic set that you should change your band name – a band that didn’t yet quite exist – to House Dad and got the … Continue reading →

More and more in the midst of suffering fools in the world I notice in their eyes an increase of impatience as they prepare their excuses and seek to make their respective getaways from me. From me. The very people … Continue reading →

My window’s open. My door’s unlocked. My gate’s ajar. I am not protecting my shit anymore. You can have it. If it’s important enough to jump fences climb walls sneaks through the barriers. If another needs to take such dangerous … Continue reading →