Author Archives: Jonathan Berger

Horrorscope

I. Open yourself up to new experiences. New scary experiences. New uncomfortable experiences that can get you wet and frozen and might leave you on your feet – to an extent that might cramp up your legs not that there’ll … Continue reading

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My Town

Manhattan, you still shock me which should come as no surprise with what Con Ed still charges to put twinkle in the eyes of a couple million shoppers at a couple thousand stores – but economics ain’t news in this … Continue reading

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Frost

Death shuts us all up. After death, what’s left to say? “I’m sorry.” “My condolences.” “She’s in a better place now.” What good do those words do the dead? What good do those words do the mourning? What help language? … Continue reading

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The Way It Is

It’s not that I give zero fucks it’s that I get zero fucks and then treat things in kind. I’m just preternaturally fuckless, is what it is. If it were different, I’d be offering fucks up and down the boulevard, … Continue reading

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Newman and King

Sure, I’ll be there for you, that’s what friends are for, right? And you’re a friend of mine so where you lead, I’ll follow every step you take, your shadow, strolling, traveling along, fighting ‘til the end. You can always … Continue reading

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Newman and King

Sure, I’ll be there for you, that’s what friends are for, right? And you’re a friend of mine so where you lead, I’ll follow every step you take, your shadow, strolling, traveling along, fighting ‘til the end. You can always … Continue reading

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The Call of Night

Look around you: the lights are low. All sounds are dim. You am listening to the house settle slowly into snores. You wait for everyone else to sleep. Soon you’ll be the last one sitting on guard in the homestead. … Continue reading

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Rabbit/Duck

I do not hunt except for bargains or spelling errors to correct commenters thus proving my argument is stronger than anyone else’s in any of WarnerVerse community boards I happen to be a part of. I do not hunt but … Continue reading

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Effective Technical

Looking back on some old poems about you. I really really really really really really really really really really really really hated you at the end. I hated you more than I hated the next three, maybe together – assuming … Continue reading

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And a Leopard

This one has a ghost in it and a leopard and a couple of skeet shooters competing for the championship of the universe – but ironically, in pocket pool. This one includes two dance numbers a race sequence four fight … Continue reading

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