Monthly Archives: June 2014

Epistle

It’s painful to read our correspondence. I see who we were for that short time and I wish I were back there – then – and you were with me and we were doing the things we used to like … Continue reading

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Meyer

That fucking Meyer with his suits and that holier than Mao attitude. Who does he think he are? I do not like Meyer I do not. Did you hear just last week he went and took a dump in the … Continue reading

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Informer

You need to know what goes on behind their doors. You have to listen to me about what’s happening. You’ve got to understand the direness of the situation. It’s evil that is happening. It’s criminal what they will allow. It’s … Continue reading

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How Bizarre

Debbie Gibson’s fan club shut its doors today. The president finance officer and promotions team all decided that she couldn’t waste any more time in a club with one member. Debbie Gibson’s biggest fan couldn’t carry the torch alone anymore. … Continue reading

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Song Remains the Same

When the new Sinead album was coming out, I was excited. My girlfriend had introduced me to her music and her bald head months before hat girl’s love for me had faded inead had not. Driving through borders the radio … Continue reading

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Shimmering

Golden Earring was a one hit wonder – twice – here in the US with a hit song every decade from the seventies all the way to the eighties. They used radar love to find the twilight zone and never … Continue reading

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Eileen

She tried to remain strong in the face of his passion his need for fusion his poisoned needle seeking undue insertion. She sought to stay unstickable. “Come on,” he said, “Let’s.” “Will you love me tomorrow?” she asked. “I swear,” … Continue reading

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About You

Dan Hartman is dead and you don’t care. His finest accomplishment was ghosting the song of a fake band in a fantasy movie that nobody really saw. You might have seen it but you probably don’t remember. It was a … Continue reading

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