Monthly Archives: March 2013

Please don’t tell me whether or not you’re real. I think It’s best to never know. I’ve enjoyed our time and kind of like you but believe it would be safer to maintain the mystery. Tell me nothing of the … Continue reading →

I’ve been meaning to ask: how did you do with that illness last week? Did you… survive it? It’s just that quintuple pneumonia is nothing to sneeze at, y’know? I mean, I – personally – have never been foolish enough … Continue reading →

What is this word I am trying to say? Is it furor or fuhrer? Why would I be talking about nazis? Why would I not know what I’m talking about? What am I saying? What the hell is going on … Continue reading →

This poem I wrote about Catweazle is called “Jon Berger is great.” It goes very much like this: Jon Berger is great. Won’t you give him a date? He’s the poet you hate to hate. Jon Berger: checkmate. Thank you, … Continue reading →

I should not have done what I did with you. You shouldn’t have either but I can see how you’d lose control with one such as I. I have no excuse – but your beauty and energy and love for … Continue reading →

My wife is much hotter than I deserve. She is smarter kinder better than me and what I have earned in this life and all the others I can recall. She is greater than anything I should know let alone … Continue reading →

The five years that separate us is a hole. You cannot understand what awaits you when you attain my seniority. These five years of maturity of longevity of mastery of basic principles have been hard earned and keep us apart … Continue reading →

When you’re older you’ll know what I mean. When you’re older, you’ll understand. When you’re older things will be positioned in wats that you could never have imagined for life will exist in innovative ways new ways currently inconceivable ways … Continue reading →

When I was young there was this thing called ‘pop music.’ People would turn on their players, And then they would listen to the tunes that everybody else seemed to enjoy. Nobody enjoyed this music but it was the way … Continue reading →

A pope once said shut the fuck up. A pope once said kill the other. He is not to be trusted. A pope once said I speak with an authority that none other may muster for only I have the … Continue reading →