Monthly Archives: April 2012

Mole

Posted on April 30, 2012 - 8:34 pm by Jonathan Berger

I thought i finally found the balance. This girl meant nothing to me so I took her in, put it in, and felt secure that she would never get inside me. This girl could be fine for a while as … Continue reading →

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Assured Destruction

Posted on April 30, 2012 - 8:26 pm by Jonathan Berger

Above her stilettos upon one firm calf beneath sparkly fishnets rests a cobra-wrapped stilleto. It’s a tattoo but no less dangerous as I watch the tattoo and its owner warily knowing full well this cold blooded creature will strike or … Continue reading →

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Saying Something Sexy

Posted on April 30, 2012 - 4:35 pm by Jonathan Berger

Oh, how I hunger for another taste of that delicious thigh meat. I have not partaken in so long and truly do I miss it. I have been off cold turkey for many months and with every passing day it … Continue reading →

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Enjoy the Silence

Posted on April 30, 2012 - 4:01 pm by Jonathan Berger

Shut it. Shut it down. Shut it off. Just shut up. Stop talking in your incessant increasingly annoying way. Leave it alone. Leave us be. Turn your voice off so we can get back to what’s important which is not … Continue reading →

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Inadequate Mono

Posted on April 30, 2012 - 3:52 pm by Jonathan Berger

It’s been too long – and I should know. Since we last met my vision’s gone blurry: everything that is not you it appears is simply not worth seeing. Colors are muted and my favorite songs seem irrelevant in your … Continue reading →

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Six Digits

Posted on April 30, 2012 - 1:53 pm by Jonathan Berger

SIX DIGITS The girl that you danced with the night before the girl you made out with in the corner booth at the diner the girl who gave you a number with six digits after talking about her ex-boyfriend and … Continue reading →

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Toilet Rumor

Posted on April 30, 2012 - 1:15 pm by Jonathan Berger

TOILET RUMOR What a strange bathroom I am going to and a strange place to be going to the bathroom and a strange girl in whose house I am urinating. How did this happen? How do these sorts of things … Continue reading →

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All Apologies # 019

Posted on April 29, 2012 - 10:43 pm by Jonathan Berger

Please , do not misconstrue my meaning or intent. This is not so much an apology as it is an explanation – though certainly, I’m sad that you’ve gotten this upset. I was drunk, see, and frustrated, and it was … Continue reading →

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Missed Connections I

Posted on April 29, 2012 - 7:48 pm by Jonathan Berger

MISSED CONNECTIONS I You were the girl with the giant bozooms and I was the boy who could not get a word out. I tried – really, I did – to pay attention to anything you had to say but … Continue reading →

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The Hour

Posted on April 26, 2012 - 4:18 pm by Jonathan Berger

THE HOUR It was the hour of living dangerously and I met this fetching young creature who SURPRISE! did not want to sleep with me. “Don’t you get it?” I asked, “Don’t you see? I’m the one for you, my … Continue reading →

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