Monthly Archives: January 2017

You didn’t want me. You never said that; you didn’t have to. Your actions spoke powerfully enough. I guess I left you little choice so you grew to know me to love me even though it wasn’t what you really … Continue reading →

Daphne, when my mother gave you my number she did so without permission. I always tell her that if anyone asks for any of my information she should politely decline and take that person’s info so that I can decide … Continue reading →

I never told you it was me, did I? The unicorn vase in the living room which you received as an engagement present so long ago? It wasn’t stolen by some crypto-klepto-chum, an addicted ally, in need of additional Adderall … Continue reading →

Just to be clear: When I tell you that I don’t like sweet potatoes and then later on I admit that I now like sweet potatoes: that is not a lie. That is a change of opinion. Beneath it may … Continue reading →

This might hurt a little. This might hurt a lot. This might break your face open and let a collection of fluids run free fluids like tears, blood, snot and semen though why would semen be collecting in your face? … Continue reading →

Husker Du covered "Love Is All Around," seven years after The Mary Tyler Moore Show went off the air. It’s a great version of the song with more enthusiasm and humor than Sonny Curtis’ original – but less hats in … Continue reading →

When you agreed to an open relationship I didn’t really think that you’d already have partners in mind. And when Rachel politely explained how I’d misread her intentions I was shocked – just… shocked – that you were already deep … Continue reading →

Fifteen years after I heard you had a crush on me Pam and I ran far far away I avoided you at the reunion missing the chance to meet you husband and two kids. I guess I thought there was … Continue reading →

Just take a break. It’s only natural. Rest your eyes have a nap stretch out. Relax no one can blame you if you take a break. Take it slow. Have a rest. Cool your jets. Warm yourself under covers in … Continue reading →

To all the little girls who spoke their adorable little minds about whatever it was that was going through their heads today, I say "Good for you! Keep up the good work and keep shouting your hearts out!" I am … Continue reading →