Monthly Archives: December 2012

The donut flies too often, too poorly. The donut flies when flung and then, never again. The donut flies after frying and before dying. Sigh.

In the midnight tunnel abandoned by all others the hardy two sit together, talking, holding, dancing in shadows becoming one in ways simpler than carnal. They share secrets, history, pleasures that few others have ever known for none have ever … Continue reading →

Santa’s ass is getting fat I think it’s all the cookies that we serve him every Christmas night. His chance of slimming down? Quite slight. Santa’s jowls are drooping down a creepy geriatric clown if weight watchers he skips, I … Continue reading →

For… Christmas? What do I want for Christmas? Is that what you’re asking? Really? Is this idle curiosity or are you actually offering something? Well, I guess I’d like you bound, goggled in leather and tinsel beneath my well-lit tree. … Continue reading →