Category Archives: Christmas

YOUR SANTA (after Jon Berger) I want to be your Santa Claus, but I am only some nameless elf, struggling to make something – anything – that will make you happy. I want to be your Santa Claus, but the … Continue reading →

SEASON’S MEETINGS What do I want for Christmas? Oh, gosh, that’s really unnecessary. Thank you, but I’d just as soon have peace on earth. But seriously… To celebrate the birth of your god, I think you should give me your … Continue reading →

X-MAS THEORIES The X stands for the cross he was killed on which is strange since that didn’t happen around this time of year. Neither did his birth, of course. Jesse – his real name. His nom de guerre, at … Continue reading →

WARY CHRISTMAS Happy holidays. See the mistletoe? I offer it in place of a flag to you in hopes of kissing out fight goodbye. Which brings us to our uncivil war with words as weapons and insinuation and shame and … Continue reading →