Category Archives: Jill

THE CRUSH She gives me headaches, trying to think of what to say to her, struggling to surmise the best lines, the cleverest tactics to attract, to ingratiate myself, to indoctrinate her about my amazingment. My head hurts as I … Continue reading →

THE SECRET TO A LONG LIFE IS… You may ask, “How did you get that incredible body the amazing vitality, your spectacular strength?” And you may wonder, “How can I be more He?” Go ahead: wonder. I will tell you; … Continue reading →