Monthly Archives: June 2012

Paul Crawl

Posted on June 30, 2012 - 7:22 pm by Jonathan Berger

PAUL CRAWL Finally at the last in retrospect I realize I just want a pretty wife. Simple needs, really: a pretty wife with an inheritance and no embarrassing sexual history but still, serious experience, y’know? I want a hot wife … Continue reading →

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Imagination and Excuses

Posted on June 30, 2012 - 5:51 pm by Jonathan Berger

IMAGINATION AND EXCUSES The boys who promise you the moon are liars – or misleaders, at the least. If they had moons to offer, why not simply wrap and present? It’s because they don’t have no moon stupid – they … Continue reading →

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Fiddy

Posted on June 30, 2012 - 4:54 pm by Jonathan Berger

FIDDY Answer me this: How could you? How could you do that to your own flesh, blood, genes and eyes? How could you betray them – leave them – so emotionlessly free from shame? Tell me. Tell me now how … Continue reading →

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State Of

Posted on June 28, 2012 - 9:26 pm by Jonathan Berger

STATE OF Wait. Hold on. Do you… do you smell it? Something’s rotten in Denmark – and by Denmark, I mean ‘right fucking here.’ Yeah, I can tell: something stinks around here and I can’t quite identify it, but it’s … Continue reading →

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Yo Yo Zero

Posted on June 28, 2012 - 9:13 pm by Jonathan Berger

YO YO ZERO This burger here? It needs a grease job. Just slobber that lovely lubrication all over this baby – don’t be shy. Slather. Spread. This burger needs it. It needs something different from the regular state of affairs. … Continue reading →

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Chicken Wings

Posted on June 26, 2012 - 2:27 pm by Jonathan Berger

CHICKEN WINGS Oh, fuck! Look outside. Witness the wonder. Experience the puffy clouds the sunny sun the sheer aching glory of this cock-smashingly gorgeous day. This is not a day for arguments with associate – spirited and cantankerous they may … Continue reading →

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Storm Clouds

Posted on June 25, 2012 - 7:10 pm by Jonathan Berger

STORM CLOUDS I have grown to love the rainy days when I can take off my shoes and slacks and exclaim sadly: “I can’t make it into the office today. Damn.” My employees understand just how difficult it can be; … Continue reading →

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Her Bassist

Posted on June 23, 2012 - 11:21 pm by Jonathan Berger

HER BASSIST She is in love with her bassist who has been married for six years. She quietly suspects the itch will come down soon and he will look to her to scratch it. She says nothing of this to … Continue reading →

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Youthal

Posted on June 18, 2012 - 8:25 pm by Jonathan Berger

YOUTHAL That’s certainly a baby you have there laying there just like a baby would. With those ten little fingers and ten tiny toes, he looks very much like a human – but smaller. He is absolutely a child who … Continue reading →

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Dammit Evelyn

Posted on June 15, 2012 - 3:14 am by Jonathan Berger

Evelyn, dammit You were supposed to wait for me. You were supposed to be mine. You were gonna explore the world for a bit innocently, chaste while I remained at home, dutiful, damaged, and dreaming of your return. You were … Continue reading →

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