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Schlesinger’s Goat

Dylan already said it. The Simpsons already did it. Billy Shakes probably had a hand in it and Asimov maybe analyzed it. I’ll bet Diana Schlesinger from Third and Fourth Grade already talked about it: She was kind of a … Continue reading

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Call It

You sit silent, insipid, snivelsome, insinuating an attempt to curry favor all while you avoid stating what your really feel. You’re not as subtle as you hope to be nor as effective. You could try honesty. You could attempt a … Continue reading

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Under the Bridge by No Pepper

A guy just said that a guy once said that everyone should write a song about being lost under the Brooklyn Bridge which made me a little lost since if you’re under the Brooklyn Bridge, you’re not lost. You look … Continue reading

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Anthea

Could you help metell me more pull on the strings of memory and make a melody more pleasing to the ear than the shit I’m hearing on every station I can tune anywhere near? You said once that you recall … Continue reading

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Best on Offer

This is not the poem I meant to write. You are not the subject I meant to speak of today. Today is not the day I meant to write. Writing is not the way I meant to spend my time … Continue reading

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The End.

and he died. The end. and they lived happily never after. The end. and the howling winds reminded them that the demons would forever be there to torture their ancestors for the crimes of Toreador. The end. and Alabaster swore … Continue reading

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Lost Days

You’ll remember none of this, I’ll bet. All these days in the car on the road with the radio with the questions with the pestering with the mustard on the fries – which you know I hate, but you purposefully … Continue reading

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Big Al

I saw him once before I knew what he meant before understanding the breadth and width of his accomplishments prior to generations of best minds howling out prayers of proper devotion to the dead … the word for that escapes … Continue reading

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Rememberly

I’m not trying to start a fight or nothing but wouldn’t it be kind of the best thing if nobody remembered what we were supposed to be memorializing? If we somehow got it in our heads that we couldn’t consider … Continue reading

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The Last Cause

Maybe it’s time to admit that your talents haven’t been wasted that you’ve lived up to your potential that you have always been the very best that you could be working your hardest at all times and this is everything … Continue reading

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