Monthly Archives: April 2014

Twelfth Century Superheroes

Posted on April 14, 2014 - 2:05 pm by Jonathan Berger

It was the tits. That’s what made me love her. Her generosity was great, her eyes extraordinary but I could see neither of those across the room at that initial party. It wasn’t her bouncy personality that attracted my attention … Continue reading →

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Fault Lies

Posted on April 10, 2014 - 10:02 am by Jonathan Berger

It is not your fault. These things happen. You meant nothing by it. It is not your fault. You are not to blame. Mistakes were made. It will be forgotten. You are not to blame. You were misunderstood. The context … Continue reading →

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I Will be Pulled

Posted on April 9, 2014 - 12:37 pm by Jonathan Berger

I have found when entering the orbit of a Kreamy Kake Emporium no matter what I was doing before I will be pulled. Whether going to a date or a diet class or the due date of my third child … Continue reading →

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This and That

Posted on April 8, 2014 - 9:49 pm by Jonathan Berger

The meal was atrocious – and such small portions. Five dined but only four ate enough around the table. None starved over that dinner but none were wholly satisfied either. It was not a good time to be had that … Continue reading →

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Fault Lines

Posted on April 7, 2014 - 10:06 am by Jonathan Berger

My greatest weakness? Well, I hardly like the sound of that. After all, why should I give you the reason not to hire me? But if you insist… (ha ha. Of course you insist!) I would have to say that … Continue reading →

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Lessons in Inertia

Posted on April 6, 2014 - 4:54 pm by Jonathan Berger

The important thing to remember the very most vital thing to consider is to put one step in front of the other even if you don’t know where you’re going. The act of motion will get you somewhere that you … Continue reading →

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A Long Time Too

Posted on April 5, 2014 - 5:48 pm by Jonathan Berger

You can hold your breath for as long as you like. You can ask me nice you can treat me mean. You can do anything that you want to do but you’re not getting my secret recipe. It’s not happening. … Continue reading →

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Mazing

Posted on April 4, 2014 - 9:26 pm by Jonathan Berger

I race past walls I swear I’ve seen before going in circles while running through squares. I don’t know where I am; I’mm going nowhere fas, I am lost without you. These empty paths, those echoed steps, these darkened walks, … Continue reading →

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In NYC

Posted on April 3, 2014 - 5:12 pm by Jonathan Berger

This isn’t gonna work if you keep going the way you are. You’ve been in town long enough to learn a thing or two. Take it to heart. Take it to task. Take is to the bank: You’re in New … Continue reading →

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If/When

Posted on April 2, 2014 - 5:14 pm by Jonathan Berger

If you were nicer, this would go a lot better. If you were kinder, I may like you more. If you were sweeter, we could go deeper. If you were hotter, this wouldn’t be a bore. If you were smarter, … Continue reading →

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