What do I want for Christmas?
Oh, gosh, that’s really unnecessary.
but I’d just as soon have peace on earth.
To celebrate the birth of your god,
I think you should give me your girl.
Well, lend, to be accurate…
Just wrap her up
in that t-tight striped dress
and a couple of those little blue pills
I know you use,
and I’ll be good to go
(so long as she is).
This is too much to ask?
After I bailed you out
of that Turkish interrogation center?
After I fronted the funds
that put you there in the first place?
After I lent you that doll for practice?
Give me this small
suggestive, suggestable and sensual Stephanie for the season. I ask so little
and this would mean so much.
I’ll have a blue-balled Christmas