Please don’t do that here.
This is not the place
nor the time
for that kind of behavior.
Yes, it’s out of the box
and it’s exciting
and it’s really hot what you’re doing to me right now
right there
…oh, right there…
but
somebody might see.
Somebody might say something.
Somehow, some way,
this could get onto the Internet.

We must remain pure and chaste
until the time proves right
and that time
is nowhere near today,
no matter how compelling
those actions may prove.

Christ, you look stunning.
Whatever it is you’ve been up to,
these last two years
have served you well.

Please
do what you can
to keep it in my pants.
Please.