WEDNESDAY AT
MUDVILLE ON CENTER STREET

They are dancing up a storm
in the club tonight
with the thunderous bass
and the lightning flash strobes.
It’s as crazy a Wednesday
as I’ve ever seen here.
This is the place.
It’s sort of a scene dream.

Look!
At the color of that drink.
At the moves on the DJ.
At the slutty girls in their slitty skirts.
There is joy in Mudville
’cause Casey’s getting balled
in the back of Stefen’s Jag.

If you get out of the bathroom,
you may enjoy the party
a little more.
If you witness the talent
you might make more effort.

No more excuses, kid.
Get with it; got ‘er done.
This is the time.
The fat girl’s friend is crazy hot
doing that slutty librarian thing.

We can run interference for you
meet her friend and chat her up
separate her from the herd.
Then you
can attack at will.

That bathroom you like so much
– the one next to the bar is pretty spacious
I’ve heard
and you can do your duty there.
It’ll work out well
although
the librarian might be into the fat chick
who’s really kind of sexy on her own.

Maybe we’ve been looking at this
the wrong way
all along.
The little girls in the little skirts
might be all right
but maybe it’s time for heartier fare?

Something to think about
or maybe it’s the drink talking.
Maybe it’s the excitement of this Unwind ing opportunity after so long – it’s already Hump Day!
Let’s stay on course with you cat-eyed
glasses-wearing prey over there.
She is a spectacle, that’s for sure!

It won’t be long before
you’re dripping with sweat
and she’s dripping
with you.
It will require a little effort
a bit of perseverance
and a shit-ton of alcohol
to get the job done.

Also: you’ll need to spend less time
in the bathroom
until the time is right.