ALL APOLOGIES #632

Leenie, I’m sorry.
Tell me what to do to fix this.
I don’t get the problem
so I can’t get to the solution
without guidance.
What did I do?

Was it when I sent you on the cruise
with my family?
I’m sorry; I was busy that month.
My brother wasn’t too handsy in the cabin, was he?
He was?
Well, you are very beautiful
and he is only fifteen….

It wasn’t the pictures posted, was it?
Don’t worry.
No one goes to that website
– the subscription rate is too high
and the name Cum On Eileen dot com
is just too confusing
to get random visitors.

Was it the bug bomb?
The sheep fantasies?
Are you still upset about selling yiur Action Comics number one?

Leenie,
you’ve got to help me.
I can’t do it alone.
I need your forgiveness
to get through this
and also,
a hint about what you’ve forgiven me for.