ABROAD

I have fornicated in Florida
and I’ve banged in ‘Bama.
I’ve deflowered in Virginia
and fucked at the Falls.
I got a little in California
felt a little in Georgia,
and got felt up elsewhere.
I saw some stuff in Dallas
and made folks watch in Austin.
These are the places I’ve been
and been in,
and, like an NBA ref,
I’m sick of the traveling.

I stay home these days
and I’m getting about
as much as expected.
The outservice rates
are getting high
but it fits my current trip allowance.

I could explore overseas.
I could try online dating
or phone sex
or any other non-literal strategy.
I could do so much
to so many
but
pornography is so cheap these days
that I no longer need to go
to come
which leaves me sated
and stationary.