BAD FIT

Don’t pout.
Don’t cry.
She wasn’t right for you.
It is for the best,
believe it.
She is not right for you.

That perfect blonde
with the perfect breasts
and that perfectly fuckable mouth
that said in perfectly clear English
that she did not want you
never wanted you
and will never want you,
she was not your perfect match.

She may well be the girl of your dreams
but that doesn’t make her the girl of your nights
– or even an occasional afternoon.
She is
Not right for you.

Trust: she was a bad fit
– even if you were looking for a bad girl.
She would never be good for you
no matter how you pondered the healing power
in her boobs.

Listen: she was not right for you
because she said so.
She didn’t get it
and didn’t deserve it.
You deserve someone better,
someone who will say yes.