Monthly Archives: May 2012

IMPLAUSIBLE ODDS To the male and female star of this dumb rom com I’ve endured for the last sixty five minutes: Is there gonna be any fucking? It’s been an interminable while and I’ve been patient but really I’m about … Continue reading →

ADVENTURE AHEAD Look at you lusting after her hoping against hope that you could hit that have that little bit o’ honey that’s got you all abuzz. It couldn’t happen; not the way you’d want. She’s crazy hot, sure, but … Continue reading →

EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN This is a poem I wrote for a particular beautiful brunette babe before she burnt me badly. It’s a poem that meant a lot to me back then when it encapsulated my heart and soul and everything … Continue reading →

B NEG Both laid supine, I could see his holey shoes. They’re a bit worn, he said, but I haven’t had time to replace them. And I thought: What sort of a man would lead himself so low that he … Continue reading →

TONE You say that you are sharp, snortily sarcastic. You say it is your way and you cannot help yourself. The first is true – not so much the last. You hide behind harsh words. You disguise yourself in a … Continue reading →

SOCIETAL GPS The time has come for you to take stock of your place in the universe, for you to assess and reassess just where you belong. And then refine your position. Redefine your opinion of yourself. You are no … Continue reading →

MRS. M Mrs Miller, could you tell me when Fiona will be back in town? I really miss her and I kinda wish she’d come back. Have you heard from her or know how she’s doing or whom? I’m sorry. … Continue reading →

METAMORPHOSIS You loved me then when I was young and dangerous and insensitive. You thought I was the cat’s meow or whatever the kids are saying these days and you made me love you, too. It took some time some … Continue reading →