Monthly Archives: May 2012

Five Words

Posted on May 4, 2012 - 2:28 pm by Jonathan Berger

FIVE WORDS If I had five words to say to you I believe they would be: Lithium, endangered, erotic, restraints and order. As it turns out, I only have one more word for you. Would you like to hear it?

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Willful

Posted on May 3, 2012 - 10:51 pm by Jonathan Berger

WILLFUL You know if you become brave, there’s really no telling what you could do. The heights you’d climb, the accomplishments you’d fulfill, the bitches you’d bang? The brain boggles. You could be so much more that what you currently … Continue reading →

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Twelve Minutes

Posted on May 1, 2012 - 6:54 pm by Jonathan Berger

Look you’ve got a choice just like everyone else on this flattened sphere: you can sit in a bench in the park all day long feeding pigeons (which also feeds the rats. True story: look it up) or you can … Continue reading →

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Ultimata

Posted on May 1, 2012 - 1:28 am by Jonathan Berger

Refrain if you know what’s good for you. Do not take that sort of tone with New York City. New York doesn’t have to take that kind of shitfrom the likes of you and hasn’t since before you were born. … Continue reading →

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Just Deigned

Posted on May 1, 2012 - 12:16 am by Jonathan Berger

Wait: really? You don’t wanna date me? You wouldn’t do me? Really: you? I’m shocked. chagrinned I didn’t realize that I was so beneath you. it’s not like you’re entirely my cup of grog anyway. In fact, I’d only just … Continue reading →

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