SWEET ALEXA

The thing is Alexa,
I really want to have sex with ya
which happens to rhyme much better
than I thought it would
though that makes it no less true.

Alexa I find you
charming and witty and incredibly pretty
and kind
but none of those delightful characteristics
captivate quite so much
as your body
which I wish to defile in the worst
possible way.

Sweet Alexa, will you do the honor
of allowing me to dishonor
your family name
generate shame in your bottom drawer
and your cat?

Alexa, is it too late for us?
Can I call you later?
I’ll text ya,
Alexa.