Monthly Archives: June 2012

No, I really do not want to talk about it. Forget I said anything. It’s not important. The number of poems and songs I’ve written about your girlfriend is irrelevant. So are the stories and drawings and photos and films. … Continue reading →

Dammit, Ray, why you gotta do that? Why would you tell me something do patently untrue? You gave assurances; you swore it would happen. I was promised a coon. A big fat coon that would come bumbling in on all … Continue reading →

CRIMES OF LARRY I wanted to apologize to you for the way I behaved last year when I was drunk and stupid and so much less mature than I have since become. I didn’t realize how poorly I treated you, … Continue reading →

It is possible in retrospect after some consideration that I was not the greatest of guests when I stayed on your couch for those three months last spring. I have talked it over with advice columnists and gurus and we … Continue reading →

SWEET ALEXA The thing is Alexa, I really want to have sex with ya which happens to rhyme much better than I thought it would though that makes it no less true. Alexa I find you charming and witty and … Continue reading →

You say I shouldn’t be so down on myself. You say that I should love my body be appreciative of the gifts granted me by this generous universe. I should be kind to myself you state – quite kindly. I … Continue reading →

IN SHAME You are in hate with your past. In shame in fear of your former future. You think that what you had been was a waste, a pale whimper, something better left tossed on the wastebin of history. You … Continue reading →