OK, you’ve done all right.
You’ve successfully lulled me
well into security
and beyond.
I believed you were irrelevant
and that I was victorious.
I was wrong.
You tricked me
and I was wrong.

You are proving to be far more dangerous than I had previously presumed. Very clever,
leaving me unsuspecting
of your eminent threat.
Very clever, Daniel Laitman,
very clever.

Well and still
I shall come upon you
with the strength of a dozen Mongols.
I shall attack
when least expected
and you’re most vulnerable,
Danny boy.
You will be the victim
and I the master
and I won’t ever have to return your MetroCard.