Monthly Archives: September 2012

At the lovely night’s end, I asked When will I see you again? When she did not respond, I pressed the point and she replied, When the hidden stars converge or the dates disagree or justice needs vengeance, I shall … Continue reading →

“Let me see your wiener,” the girl at the counter said and, because she was pretty, I blushed. “What?” “I just want to make sure you’ve got what’s coming to you,” she said. I began to suspect dream logic or … Continue reading →

A man throws a plate out of the Woolworth Building formerly the biggest in the City and thus the solar system. Its history its significance its site-seeing status and revenue streams of yore are irrelevant in this day and age … Continue reading →

Dude: I am so sorry for fucking your girlfriend. I don’t know what came over me other than an overwhelming urge to ejaculate unprotectedly into someone to whom you recently declared eternal love and appreciation. Looking at your face right … Continue reading →

Jonathan Berger is one of those artists you should see at least once in your life and at most every fucking day. He’s a phenomenal writer and performer and drug dealer though that’s probably best left for another article. Berger … Continue reading →

You look like the kind of girl who has lost her sense of standards who has been pushed down by reality a little too long. You look like the kind of girl who has weathered the wars of what society … Continue reading →

I am sorry that I have been so quiet and that I have been so distance and that I have spoken the truth so infrequently and that I am mumbling right now. I am very sorry about what I’m about … Continue reading →

I am removing all the married women from my Facebook feed. Life’s just too short, you know? I don’t have time for these uptight bitches who had the bad taste to marry – and refuse to fuck anyone but – … Continue reading →

Shouldn’t you be writing? Shouldn’t you be holed up somewhere with a pen, pad, and a hatful of thoughts beating them into submission hammering their shape into what you require? Shouldn’t you be smashing distractions crushing obstructions demolishing all delays? … Continue reading →

Did you hear about this? Apparently, Nancy fucked Steve while she was still going out with Sid. It’s not like they talked about it but it’s not like they hid it either. Can you believe this shit? I thought they … Continue reading →