Oh So Classy

She’s the girl I want to know
the sort of girl I hope will blow
my mind. She’s fine.
She’s oh so sassy.

She’s the type that’s so damned sweet
Someday I’d show her my meet
-ing place. Her face
is oh so classy.

I love her from afar.
If love her in my car.
I’d take her to the stars
and Mars
and get nasty.

She’s the one I need to love
but safely with a rubber glove
free her from all harm
and sperm.
She’s oh so sassy.