You could have me
for three dollars.
I’m serious.
If you want
you can take me home with you
tonight
and do with me what you will
for three dollars.

Look.
Look me in the eye.
This is for real.
Now look at me.
Look me up and down.
This
– all this – can be yours
for the painfully low price
three hundred pennies.

Six rolls
that’s all you need
to have the sort of evening
that only I can provide.
I’m ready.
I’m raging.
I’m raring to rock out
however you’d have me.

It’s true.
It’s gonna happen
if you say the word.
All you gotta do
is say the word
then give me what a need.
Three dollars is not such a large charge
for a taste of heaven,
don’t you think?

Make your choice.
Any time now…
How about two?