You know
when you cut me off just there?
I was saying something pretty important.
I was in the middle of
what could’ve been a life-changing commentary
on the state of Wikipedia
but – you know?
Forget it.
Never mind…

It’s just…
You’re rude.
You’re always like that;
insensitive.
It’s… like,
it’s not rocket scientry, see?
Be polite.
Be nice.
If you’re kind,
I’ll fuck you.
For real.

Just… Come on.
All it takes is a little respect
and i put out.
All you need to do
Is not be such an asshole all the fucking time.
Think you can try it?

If you’re nice,
I’ll sleep with you.
Or we could go the other way, too.