If you give me a moment
I can explain.
Why have you not heard from me?
I’ve been busy.
I’ve been involved in processes.
I’m making changes.

I have gotten new glasses
the better to see you with.
I’ve improved my allergy medication
the better to smell you with.
A more modern mouthwash has been made,
I’m told, so I’ve purchased a pallet
so our kisses can be peppermint fresh.

I want to be better for you
become a more inimitable iteration of myself
so we can ride off into some sunset.
The dentist is even getting my teeth fixed
so I am best prepared to eat you out.

…What?