Barry Manilow has come out as gay.
In other news, Jon Berger is bald.
In other news, Orson Welles is rumored to like a steak or eight.
In other news, Republicans lie,
soldiers die,
and poverty
is as American as apple pie.

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have each publicly reiterated Harrison’s claim
that the Beatles will not get back nor come together
so long as Lennon remains dead.
In other news, Michael Jackson sang black and white
was black and white
was not put into the back of a black and white
for allegedly dating kids who were black
and white.
Zombie Lennon, meanwhile, has yet to arrive.

Marvel Studios has declared they will continue to make the same comic book movies
until the public stops paying to see them.
In other News, Huey Lewis has gone solo.
Also Dewey.
And Hong Kong Fooey is off the air!

Recent studies show that the news is not vetted
nor verified;
not necessarily true,
even as the news staff sees it.
The news has become cynical
commercial
false.

In other news,
the sun continues to rise
and Hemingway continues to be dead.