The Smoochies suck since their first album
after that
they let themselves go.
Ever since, the band’s been crappy.
Trust me; I know.

They used to play in this part of town
right here in this neighborhood.
But since their sophomore slump you see
they aren’t very good.

The Smoochies wrote songs that mattered once
they really knew what it was about.
But things have changed; they’re song are lousy.
Yeah things have changed
since hey sold out.