Is he all right?
Give him room.
Let me in!
That was some
incident just there.
How are you doing?

Really?
Are you quite sure?
Usually, when someone is that close
to superheroic battles
– let alone almost killed
due to their reckless endangerment –

Oh! Please allow me
to introduce myself:
Louis Thundermann
Attorney at Law.
I specialize in paranormal powers litigation
and from what little I’ve seen
I suspect you’re explosively in need of my services.

Could you tell me
a little about the accident?
I can see the rubble
the scorches
the flying figures in the distance…
all sure signs of capes and criminals in combat
just which heroes were involved?

Uh huh.
Yeah.
Hrm.
SpiderWolf Pete… bad apple there (very sue-able)
fighting LightingMa –
Who?
Oh.

Yeah, I don’t think that’s a case I’m prepared to take.
Mister Man there has not been particular kind
to officers of the court.
What he did to Werner, Wiener and Wine?
If he hears I’m involved…
This is probably a good one to forget about.
You look healthy enough.
Just a warm bath and a full body cast
you’ll be right as rain.

If you’ll excuse me.
Louis Thundermann is not one to run away from injustice
but I think I hear an ambulance
somewhere, and…
bye.