My other pair of pants are Jordache.
My other pair of pants are a Mercedes Benz.
My other pants are Haagen Daz.
My other pants are from Wells Fargo.
My other pants are Vidal Sassoon
and Lindt Chocolates
and Johnny Walker Gold and Showtime.

My other pants are a 19 karat diamond
and don’t even ask me
about my socks.