It’s been a long winter
a dark period of push and pull
give and take
eat or be eaten.

I defended your seat
against many a taker.
So many came forward
trying to pull your chair away from me
seeking to split us apart
but I remained vigilant
and protected our territory
from all the invaders.

It was hard work
stressful, but I did it.
I kept our area pristine
in your absence
while you went off to pee.

I didn’t complain
as I explained to patron after patron
that you’d be back in a moment
even as moments became hours,
months of calm rigidity against any and all
who’d arrive.

And now you’re back
and can reclaim your seat
and you can watch my space
while I go to the bathroom.

What?
Why not?