Hey.
I talked it over with my girlfriend
and
believe it or not
she says it’s all right if I sleep
with you.

She’s open minded
and is fine
with an open relationship
– so long as she gets a piece of James
from her office –
which leaves me open for business with you
assuming you’re open to the idea.

I should mention
I’m not into faking orgasms
so you better be real with me
and rest assured
I can guarantee you
a hearty eighty seconds of pleasure
or my name isn’t Jon.

Oh!
Sorry, manners:
my name is Jon.