Ed Asner or Mister Ed:
Who’s more thin?
Batman or Spider-Man:
Who’s more thin?
This joke or Audrey Hepburn:
Who’s more thin?

What is thinner:
The credibility of the Grand Old Party
or the record of achievements
of their last president?
Zeno’s distance or the width of Occam’s razor:
Who’s more thin?
My patience or anorexic patients:
Who’s more thin?

Me today or me yesterday:
For God’s sake,
WHICH ONE IS MORE THIN?