Monthly Archives: February 2016

After I came all this way the least you could have done was offer me a place to stay. No, I take it back. I guess the least you could do was agree to pick me up at the bus … Continue reading →

Please understand: if I do not go to your show it is no reflection on you unless you stand by the quality of your work in which case yeah you should probably do better. If there is an act whose … Continue reading →

The last time I saw The Wall which was the first time I saw The Wall (making it kind of my last waltz with The Wall) was pretty intense. I was kind of high on Tab Cola one of those … Continue reading →

Nobody told me. Nobody said a thing. No one thought to give me word that Tom Lehrer greatest satirical songwriter of his generation and many others to come was gone. Dead. D E A D like a door noodle. Tom … Continue reading →

Ed Asner or Mister Ed: Who’s more thin? Batman or Spider-Man: Who’s more thin? This joke or Audrey Hepburn: Who’s more thin? What is thinner: The credibility of the Grand Old Party or the record of achievements of their last … Continue reading →

I know you’re all fumious and everything and don’t want to talk about it anymore but while we’re not speaking I just want you to remember the earrings I got you. They were pretty nice weren’t they – before you … Continue reading →

You can tell me anything about what you’re thinking where you’re going who you’re wanting what you’ve been doing those late nights when I’m nowhere near and wondering how you are. You can talk to me about the feelings the … Continue reading →

There is value in that thing in your stomach. Take advantage of it. Exploit your fear. Use it for something constructive though it is one of the most destructive forces at your disposal. But it is a tool in your … Continue reading →

You don’t need to tune on-stage. It’s all right if you don’t share that part of the process with all of us. Thank you for telling me about a gig that will be competing against the event we are all … Continue reading →

Check it: Your heart’s in the right place I’m sure and I appreciate the advice but please stop telling me what to do. I’m not your husband or boyfriend or even friend these days. But more you lack the credentials. … Continue reading →