I think someone should pay me
to do things
for money.
I’d like some of that
money thing.
It pays the bills
you know?

I could do most anything:
answer phones
wash dishes
cook toast
write epic dank memes
– whatever you need.

Or
maybe it’s not you.
Maybe your parents
might need a hand
in their business or home
or, I don’t know,
in bed?
I’m good there too.

Look
I just think it’s time
I start paying for things
you know?
For a change?

Anyway
if you could pass word
to the boss or whatever
I’d appreciate it.
I’d like to get word out
so I’m in with all the heads.

And give me the word
as to when I can start.