So
I fired the band.
It seemed like the obvious choice.
They can’t seem to follow simple instructions
like learn the songs
or come to rehearsals
or agree that they’re in the band.
So
yeah.

I gave ’em all the boot.
If they can’t be bothered to work with me
I didn’t really see any choice.
I’m on my own again
looking for some expert players
who can back me up.
I’m hoping the new line-up
will be a little more experimental
so
I’m hoping for
lead triangle player
first and second kazoo
a sousaphoney loop master
and autoharpist extraordinaire.

Together
we’ll try to reinterpret
The Great Canadian Songbook
assuming anyone can read Canadian.
I think there’s a real market for this.
So
any takers?