Goddamn my stomach
and fuck this thing
that is running through me.

From nausea to incontinence
and back again
on a half-hour schedule?
What cruel God
brought this upon me?

What cunt crushing
diabolical deity thought
that this was the best way to spend an evening
– let alone a week?
Really, higher powers,
do you think
I have nothing better to do
than circle the bathroom
watching waste circle the the toilet?
Why have I done to you, God?
Seriously: eat a dick.

I feel dazed,
lame and lost.
I am tired
but sleep is a lost fight tonight.
I hate you, universe.
Kill me now
or lobotomize me
or deliver unto me
some motherfucking Rolaids
– stat.