I’m out.
I’m sorry.
I’m out.
I thought I could do it.
I thought I had it in me
but
when push came to shove
and I tried to put it in me
– I couldn’t.
I couldn’t do it.

The Pizza Challenge didn’t seem that hard.
Three medium pizzas in thirty minutes?
Child’s play!
But I didn’t realize
they were deep dish.
I didn’t anticipate anchovies
and I wasn’t prepared
for what the pepperoni
would do to my system.

My system crashed
and my eyes
went from the prize
right to the toilet bowl.
I am not the man
the myth
the stomach I thought I was.
I know you’re disappointed.
I couldn’t do it.
I lost.
I’m sorry.
I’m out.