You want I should talk to him
that guy over there
giving you the eye?
I don’t think I appreciate
the attention he’s paying to you.
Let me know if you want me
to intercede.

You don’t need to deal
with that kind of thing
if you don’t want to.
Just say the word.
I’m here to help.

If you think he needs a talking to
I’ve got some friends who can be pretty convincing.
Let me know what you want.
What you need.
I can help
if you wish it.