Dear God,
In addition
to all the other stuff I was just asking for
I’d like to make the following amendments:

I could really use a loan.
Not much.
Just something to keep me going
until my uncle gets back to town.
It would really help a lot.

Please don’t tell anybody
about my small penis
and my lacking control thereof.
This is information
that nobody needs to have.
Nobody else, I mean.

Lastly,
I’ve got a girl coming by tomorrow.
Do you think you could tidy the place up
just a bit?
Just like
run a mop all over
if you’ve got the time.

Anyway, thanks.
Yours in Jesus,
Jon.